Q & A: Sex with Ecks

Tonight at 10 PM, Robert Ecks premieres his show on the “do’s and do’s of doing it” Sex with Ecks!

1. What is your show?

Sex with Ecks is an advice show on America’s favorite pastime, sex. The “take old one eye to the optometrist” as I call it.

2. What makes you qualified to discuss sex?

Nothing. I am unqualified. I have been repeatedly advised against this from the Good Good legal staff.

3. So let’s get down to it. Where do babies come from?

Glad you asked! Babies come out of the woman’s “slit” or “gash.”

4. Many people play music while getting their freak on. Do you have a sexytime song?

Pull My Hair by Ying Yang Twins.

5. What’s something you know about sex that you think a lot of people don’t know?

A lot of people don’t know that a woman’s ejaculate (like when she squirts) is actually Propel Fit Water. There are plenty of electrolytes in it which I think we could use more of.

Click here for more of that “old one eye” on tonight’s Sex with Ecks! It’s all at Good Good Comedy Theatre at 215 N. 11th St (11th & Race) in Chinatown.