August Comedy Guide

This month’s artwork by Maddie Mclennon For one night only, these four loyal and nearly underage women from NYC share a soul-stirring bond, and an unimaginable secret. Wonderful News promises a truly unique comedy experience, designed to inspire, enlight, uplift, tighten, downshift, deflate, disorient, terrify, and ultimately, maim its audience. Featuring Ana Fabrega (Portlandia), Lorelei Ramirez (VICE), Patti Harrison (Seriously TV) […]

Weeding April Announcements!

April just got a whole lot sweeter for weed fans in Philadelphia. We’ve got two big announcements about our incredibly popular game show of sobriety tests, Weeding Out The Stoned! First off, we’re excited to announce the second annual Weeding Out The Stoned: 4/20 Edition! Last year’s 4/20 edition was so popular that we had […]

Party Lines’ Guide To Third Parties

In advance of our big Election Night Special this Tuesday night (tickets selling fast), we here at Party Lines would like to share with our audience a helpful guide to our nation’s “third” parties. So if you’re sick of choosing between two bad options, here are four additional bad options to consider. (Plus the fucking Green […]